londonandrews:

Love World Star Hip Hop - The only thing that I HATE about this video? It smushes me into a munchkin …. I swear, I am not three feet tall in real life…

Okay, London I think you just hypnotized me here. Good grief, I just became one of many that would give an arm to sleep with you just once.

In my room bored shitless!

Q

tumblrbot asked:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A

Honestly? A sword, more specifically a Katana. Never really understood why, just never bothered to question it. 

For the masses

Okay, since I am new to tumblr, I just wanted to say hi. I’m 28, of medium build, and hate that this now sounds like a craigslist ad. I’m one of those neurotic individuals who at this point in the night just wants to make an ass of himself. So good luck people, you’re mine now! lol